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| ◆ Ride operators decide to change name of ride from "Terminal Velocity" to "Abrupt Deceleration" [Scary] |
| ◆ ? It's like a tornaaaaado on your wedding day? Well isn't that cyclonic? [Scary] |
| ◆ Not news: Cop volunteers to speak to church group. News: Officer injured breaking up fight in audience. Fark: Fight was staged by minister to "test" officer [Asinine] |
| ◆ The top 10 things Canada has given the world. Yep, he's on there. And yes, that's on there, too. And no, Herpes doesn't top the list, funny guy [Cool] |
| ◆ Man jailed for pushing stroller while intoxicated [Asinine] |
| ◆ News: mom ordered to stop breastfeeding in public. Fark: because it violated the no-drinking rules [Amusing] |
| ◆ OK Mr. UberGeek: Uber this [Cool] |
| ◆ Photoshop these Cancun crabs [Photoshop] |
| ◆ Woman falls for makeover ploy: "My daughter said I looked like a clown and my husband said I looked the way I always do - two extremes that, opposed though they are, suggested that the system I had just purchased might not be worth it" [Obvious] |
| ◆ Inflatable swimming pools banned because they pose......a fire hazard [Stupid] |
| ◆ "Million Teacher March" comes up 999,975 members short in Florida. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG [Florida] |
| ◆ Underwear art causes controversy, results in larceny charge [Amusing] |
| ◆ That incredible story about the robber talked out of the crime by the clerk discussing Jesus with him? He was busted a few hours later robbing a shoe store (with video) [Florida] |
| ◆ Firefighter saves the same cat twice: first from a forty foot deep well in June, and again this week by adopting the cat before it was to be euthanized by animal control. Welcome to the hero edition of Caturday [Caturday] |
| ◆ Doc, I am disappoint [Dumbass] |
| ◆ Prince Charles believes he was born for a purpose, pretty much has given up on the whole tampon angle [Unlikely] |
| ◆ Photoshop this rectilinear room [Photoshop] |
| ◆ Court finds teacher not guilty of sex with male student after defense attorney makes it clear that high school boys like to make shiat up [Obvious] |
| ◆ How--and why--to have a threesome. Seventh link down, sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts (Sponsored link) [Amusing] |
| ◆ Goodwill fires worker with Down Syndrome for violating "no shopping policy" after his sister bought him a $3 shirt. "If I don't understand the policy, how is he supposed to understand the policy?" [Asinine] |
| ◆ Pole dancing classes for girls nine years of age and under. Ideal for parents looking to avoid ever paying for a university education for their daughter [Asinine] |
| ◆ Al Gore did not have sexual relations with that woman [Followup] |
| ◆ Did you get the Last Post in that one thread? No? Well, I did. Now I gotta submit this stupid thread. This is LP# 274 [Fail] |
| ◆ 10 free tips from a veterinarian. It turns out your dog doesn't really want steak [Interesting] |
| ◆ The hailstone blew a hole through my windshieled and knockd my hands off the steering wheel, cut a gouge in my wrist, and I thought, 'This isn't good' [Scary] |
| ◆ Arnold Schwarzenegger says wildfire threatens 2,000 structures, could be worse than "Jingle All the Way" [Scary] |
| ◆ Not news: Congressman pulled over for speeding. Fark: While giving a live radio interview in his home state [Amusing] |
| ◆ Fired bondage club worker charged in death of former boss - now in shackles, so expected to get off quickly [Fail] |
| ◆ Stray floating mine? Whale? Woman driver? Well, something made a huge dent in this Japanese oil tanker [Interesting] |
| ◆ Hindu protestors spill thousands of liters of milk. They don't seem too broken up about it [Obvious] |
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